Spanish-English

A.E.C — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 11:08:49 +0400

SHAPES

A.E.C — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 11:07:27 +0400

american jokes and humor

soha_khorsandy — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 14:49:47 +0400

An old man was sitting in the front row at a town meeting, heckling the mayor as he delivered a long speech. Finally the mayor could stand it no longer, so he pointed to the heckler and said, "will that gentleman please stand up and tell the audience what he has ever done for the good of the city."
"Well Mr. Mayor," the man said in a firm voice. "I voted against you in the last election." �

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There was a very self-sufficient blind man, who did a lot of traveling alone. He was making his first trip to Texas and happened to be seated next to a Texan on the flight.
The Texan spent a lot of time telling him how everything is bigger and better in Texas. By the time the blind man had reached his destination, a large resort hotel, he was very excited about being in Texas.
The long trip had worn him out a little so he decided to stop at the bar for a small soda and a light snack before going up to his room to unpack this clothes.
When the waitress set down his drink, it was in a huge mug. "Wow, I had heard everything in Texas is bigger," he told her.
"That's right,"she replied. The blind man ate his snack and finished his drink. After drinking such a large amount, it was only natural his next stop was going to have to be the restroom. He asked the waitress for directions. She told him to turn left at the register and it would be the second door on the right.
He reached the first door and continued down the hall. A few steps later he stumbled slightly and missed the second door altogether and ended up going through the 3rd door instead. Not realizing he had entered the swimming area he walked forward and immediately fell into the swimming pool.
Remembering everything he had heard about things being bigger in Texas, as soon as he had his head above water he started shouting "Don't flush! Don't flush!"

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,..."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

Spanish words

top0oli — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 19:11:14 +0400

Colors

top0oli — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 19:09:58 +0400

The bigest & the smallest

top0oli — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 19:08:10 +0400

Mr. Sun

top0oli — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 10:05:13 +0400

A Summer Morning

top0oli — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 10:02:26 +0400

Summer Evening

top0oli — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 10:01:02 +0400

ABC Your Name

top0oli — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 09:54:33 +0400

ABCDEFG

If your name starts with one of these

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ABCDEFG

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HIJKLMNOP

If your name starts with one of these

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HIJKLMNOP

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QRST down to Z

If your name starts with one of these

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Spin and flap and shout yippee (YIPPEE!)

QRST down to Z

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